I think the other two should make Heather give mouth-to-mouth to Owen and Harold. Something tells me after doing that, she won't fail to pay attention again.

Poor Owen, Harold, and Bridgette (Though knowing them Owen is actually speeding though the water to the nearest Red Lobster by intense farting causing tons of dead sharks that are being used as buoys for the rest of the cast while Harold and some others is now a part of some underwater journey tring to crack open a pirate chest found in a lost ship with straws to keep him breathing while using his mad numyo skills to fight off tons of evil undead pirates to saving a mermaid that looks like Leshawna and the fate of the world all depends on it... and nobody will believe him afterwards ).

They keep their eyes out for drowning civilians, we keep our eyes on the ball... as in, those lovely round orbs on their chests, of course! Zing! XD

From reading the comments, I think everybody here is "drowning" from all the love and desire we have for those lovely lifeguards! <3 I know I am. Save me, Gwen!

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You people thump your iPhones, talkin' 'bout your PS3s... Well... XBox 3:16 says I just pwned your ass! XD

Mario's pay for saving Peach: 10,000 coins
Repairs of Bowser's Castle: 30,642,468 coins
Peach finally undressing after all this time: PRICELESS!

I wouldn't mind being saved by those gals especially Bridgette

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I am the keeper of the talismans
I am the apocalypse of which legend speaks
And I am for once and for all you executioner-shendu

Just because you hear me,doesn't mean your listening.

Bridgette should just go and save Owen & Harold by herself.

Heather...a lifeguard...DREAMS DO COME TRUE! (Gets shot in head by Dick Cheny)
Dick Cheny: Sorry, thought you were a bear...(dryly)

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